You're so vain

A parody :)

You logged on to your Facebook page
Like you were logging on to your life;
Your glass was full, your brain on hold,
You were ready for angst and strife..........
You had one eye on your messages
As you watched your newsfeed roll,
And all your 'friends'  said that they would all love you,
Like all your  photos, and

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You're so vain!
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You saw the pics of the dinners and kilts,
The kitties and old ones of me,
Then you found the meme I posted up on my wall,
And took it personalleeeeee......................
Your eyes they rolled and you swore a bit
As the likes they grew and grew......................
You made a face, with  some rather choice language,
Rather choice language, and


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You're so vain!
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well I hear you're mighty pissed off at me,
It would come to a bitter end;
You were running me down to all your mates,
Were going to hit 'unfriend'!
Now you're where you should be all the time,
And that's nowhere on my list...............
So I hit the zap and sent you off through the ether,
Off through the ether, and

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You're so vain!
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you? Don't you?